Thursday, December 31, 2009

January 2010 Desktop Calendar

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And I'll be back in a few with more updates!

Christmas 2009: As Seen on TV

Thanks to my daughter Gillian, we had a themed Christmas this year: all our gifts had to have been featured in an infomercial. We had the best time shopping for tacky (cheap) products that no one would actually buy for themselves.
A selection of items that we received. There's more, but I couldn't get them all together for the picture. Some, like the Slap Chop, have already been put to use!
Speaking of the Slap Chop - have you seen Vince's Slap Chop infomercial as a rap remix?

ADDENDUM: I must say that it took all the stress out of Christmas shopping this year: no agonizing over the "perfect" gift for friends and family - it was all goofy!

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Stocking Stuffers!


If you (or your giftee) are a little on the wacky side with a sense of humor to match, and you're looking for some last minute gifts and stocking stuffers, go check out Moodie Booty!
Moodie's got some PG-13 magnets, F-Bomb car air fresheners, pirate bandaids, pirate rubber duckies, stickers and temporary tattoos for your favorite senior, breath spray to help you understand your mother, tin banks to help you save up for therapy, and so much more. Check it out!




Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Friday, December 4, 2009

Snow in Houston!


Snow on the roof! When's the last time that happened in Houston?!


My 2 youngest, Gillian and MJ, with Libby, our English Mastiff.






Ok - don't get your knickers in a twist - Being raised in Chicago (yes, I'm a damn yankee), I know this doesn't count as real snow. But it's as close to snow as we're going to get down here, and we're grateful for the half-dozen flakes that we got.
Tonight when I went out to see if it was sticking, a raccoon jumped out of the dog's igloo doghouse and took off towards the woods. Even the Texas coons are cold!

Monday, November 30, 2009

December 2009 Desktop Calendar


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Thursday, November 5, 2009

Vote For The Cutest Gap Baby!

Ok - this has nothing to do with quilting.
My 22 month old grandbaby Jackson is in an online contest that Baby Gap is hosting. They'll be tallying votes until November 17th, and poor little Jack who was a late-bloomer in this contest, needs some help.
He's too adorable for words, and as God is my witness, I'd vote for him if he wasn't mine! I mean really - look at that smile! He's wearing his Halloween Mummy jammies.
Click HERE to register with Gap/Disney. You don't have to accept any of their special "offers" - just opt out like I did. (My inbox is over-loaded as it is!)
And don't forget to vote daily til the 17th! His Nana thanks you...

Monday, November 2, 2009

R & R

After the past several months' stressful issues, I decided to actually follow through on my commitment to attend a retreat at the Sky-Vue Lodge in Winslow Arkansas.


It's a quaint B&B-type lodge with cute little cabins that sleep from 3-6. All have been restored and updated, and painted a beautiful pale blue to match the sky.

16 friends and I sewed, quilted, ate, napped, joked, enjoyed the sunrises, and had a thoroughly wonderful time. The winding road through the Boston Mountains just about did me in, but once I settled into taking several naps a day, I felt refreshed and relaxed.
My room had a lovely electric 'log' fireplace which came in really handy when the temperature dropped to 40* - when we left Texas, it was 80! I woke up during the night and took this with my iPhone. It was so toasty!

Here's a group photo taken by Glenn, the owner, on the porch of the giant "Upper Room" where we sewed.
My friend and designated driver, Peggy, is 3rd from the right, and I'm 5th from the right. I'm so glad Peggy doesn't mind driving 9 hours each way from Houston -> Winslow!

And this is what we woke up to every morning - the sun rising over the Ozarks!

The trip was exhausting, and I came home really, really tired, and it put me back a few days in my quilting (sorry, Daniel), but I'm glad I went.
Now I just need to get it in gear and get the rest of these customer quilts done!

Sunday, November 1, 2009

November 2009 Desktop Calendar


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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

October 2009 Desktop Calendar

Another month, and I'm still struggling with complications from surgery in August. Who'da thunk it would take this long?! I haven't been able to do much, but I forced myself to do the bare minimum: my monthly desktop calendar.



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Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Blame it on the DRUGS!

Ok, my new proofreader Liz, who can also count and knows how to use a calendar, pointed out to me that in my post-surgical drug-induced haze, I'd begun September a day early. September starts today, Tuesday, not yesterday. So, if you've downloaded the calendar and it says Monday was September 1st, download the one below - it's correct now. Right Liz?!

Sunday, August 30, 2009

September 2009 Desktop Calendar

Wow. This past 6 weeks has been insane...my 33rd wedding anniversary, horrendous quilt and retreat schedules, guild deadlines, major surgery, and suddenly it's September.
But finally -



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And I'll be back in a few with more updates!

Saturday, August 1, 2009

August 2009 Desktop Calendar


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Friday, July 31, 2009

You're gonna love my nuts!

A couple of weeks ago, I had my annual (much needed) retreat with the Kansas Troublemakers - a group of my eight favorite quilters, two of whom fly in from Kansas for the event.

Ok. So during the late night/early morning hours, after several of Mandy's Bourbon Slushes, I mentioned how our family had decided to have an "As Seen on TV" Christmas this year - the brainchild of my 15 year old daughter. We started talking about the useless items hawked on tv in the middle of the night, when I mentioned Vince of "ShamWow" fame, and his new Slap Chop.
I found a video of his commercial Here

One thing led to another and we found all kinds of things like sandpaper-like pads that scrape the hair off your legs, cheese graters that double as heel-smoothers, sleep aids for the well-endowed, and even decorative n***** covers. We were however, able to restrain ourselves from ordering anything. That night.

But I digress.

Yesterday, I received this fabric postcard from Mandy, one of the KS Troublemakers (now known as Sew-Ho's):


Thanks Mandy - I LOVE it!

Monday, July 6, 2009

Quilty Cakes


Dammit! I used to be a cake baker/decorator in my former life, and now it looks like I'm going to have to get the pans out again.
Check out Linda M Poole's July 6th blog for a whole mess of quilt and sewing themed cakes. They are too cool!

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

July 2009 Desktop Calendar


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Friday, June 19, 2009

Shop Hop!

This weekend is the annual Wild West Shop Hop for ten Houston area quilt shops. I hit three of them today before I ran out of steam. Each had little goodies to hand out, patterns for the shop hop quilt, kits, and tons of new stuff. My vote for Most Surprising Shop is KV Quilters on Main Street in Tomball, TX
They've given their shop a little makeover, and have tons more fabric than they used to, and lots more gadgets!
Oops - I think she might be in the witness protection program!
They've got batiks and orientals and lots of blenders. I was thoroughly impressed!
Vintage quilt tops hang from the ceiling
Ida Anderson did a beautiful job quilting the shop hop quilt. I love that border fabric!
They had such an influx of hoppers that they had to cut more red, white, and blue fat quarters to give away. In the meantime, they handed out temporary tattoos that say "Born to Quilt" - really cute, and the staff were sporting them, too! They also gave away little brass stencils for well, stenciling...duh... or embossing paper. My daughter Gillian hopped with me today just like we did when she was little, so she got her own freebies. I also picked up some pink fqs for my pink and brown basket quilt, and a couple of reds. I'm finally making peace with that color after 50+ years. OMG that's half a century! Get over it already!!

Then we headed to Time Treasured Quilts & The Hen House
where we picked up some more red, white, and blue fq freebies, and pink fqs for that basket quilt. Gillian also picked up some funky yarn and a pattern book. She wants (me) to knit the poncho out of the turquoise and lime, and a little skull cap from the multi. Oh - and The Hen House wins the cutest bag prize. That's it on the left.
And last but not least...more GREEN(ish) stuff!

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Moodie Booty!


This is my older daughter's newest venture: Moodie Booty! She found the cutest, wildest, irreverent, and um...PG-13 gifty items. I sell some of the tamer ones to the groups at my retreat, and they are a hit! Magnets, gum, stickers, temporary tattoos, banks (I love the "Saving Up for Therapy" one!), lip gloss, bandaids like you've never seen - cute, funny, and perfect for members of the Sarcastic Society! Not that I know anyone like that!
Be sure to click on the pics at her site to enlarge them enough to read the packaging: it's hysterical!

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Happy Birthday To Me!


My day is all planned. First, I'll have some pineapple for a pre-breakfast starter,
Followed by a lovely picnic breakfast!
For lunch, I think I'll have some fresh fruit,
And at cocktail hour, I'll have a nice, light, Sisho Martini.
And for dinner, I'll have cake!
Happy Birthday To Me!