July Desktop Calendar

July. 

In Texas.

Is HOT! 

Like the sun-hot. Like hell-hot. Like "Don't walk outside barefoot unless you want to smell sizzling flesh-hot." At my house today it was 103* and last night the low was 83* THE LOW!! Everything's getting crispy no matter how much I water. And there's only so much you can take off before the neighbors start calling the police. I hate hot. Hot is evil. Hot should be banned. I hear they did that in Alaska. Maybe it's time to sell the house and move to a more temperate climate. Anyone know a real estate agent in Anchorage?

Have  a Happy Independence Day - God Bless America!

Click to expand the image to full size, right-click and choose Set as Wallpaper or Background.

To really make the calendar "pop" right-click on your background and choose black. All your co-workers will be awesomely jealous of your wallpaper!